through the breach

Hi all,

This article series is for the trolls.

Sometimes we admire the topdeck wars, the bluffs, the Jedi Mind Tricks, and the bait. Sometimes we admire watching someone wallow in their helplessness. We drop a bomb, then watch them untap, draw, and concede.

We save a screenshot of their rage quit.

Red is not a very interactive color. Its permanent destruction is limited mostly to artifacts and lands, and the latter only serves to prevent interaction. Red can kill creatures of toughness lower than five in most cases, but these same spells that the red mage would use to kill those creatures are generally targeting the opponent instead.

That being said, some bombs create more free wins than others.

The Candidates For Best Free Wins In Modern Red

All of these cards require some conditions to be met, and some of these conditions are easier than others. Below are a lot of cards that are difficult to interact with successfully in Modern-legal Red.


8) Stone Rain, Molten Rain, Fulminator Mage, Avalanche Riders, and Boom.

Conditions for a likely win upon resolution:

  • It isn’t the first one you resolved.
  • Your opponent took a mulligan.

No one feels good after losing to land destruction. One of the beauties of Modern is that so far this archetype hasn’t hit the critical mass or quality permanent-based lock components necessary to be a format fixture. Modern players do not have to deal with Smokestack, Trinisphere, and Wasteland. Still, if you are able to cast a few of these on an opponent, especially when they are already stumbling, you have taken a few giant leaps down the road to victory.


7) Eidolon of the Great Revel

Conditions for a likely win upon resolution:

  • Your opponent is playing Storm, Eggs, Jeskai Ascendancy combo, or another deck that requires the resolution of a lot of spells.
  • You are ahead in board position when he resolves. In particular, it is very difficult to defeat him if you are up two creatures to zero.

The infamous red Eidolon said to have ruined the Legacy metagame and threatened to make Burn a short step away from Vintage playability is often a free win, but he’s not too shabby at Nickel-and-Diming the opponent either. His ability to grind out a game and win upon impact make him a big contender.

eidolon of the great revel


6) Boil

Conditions for a likely win upon resolution:

  • Your opponent is playing Islands and has no counter available.

Now, this seems like a steep pair of conditions, but Islands are represented in a huge percentage of the Modern metagame. Even without decent counterspells, blue is a dominant color. When facing Scapeshift, Twin, Esper Control, Cruel Control, Merfolk, and many others, Boil can outright win the game. Your opponent may not realize it upon resolution, but after the game, they can trace it back to this moment.

The other reason that Boil‘s conditions are not too demanding is that it is an Instant. It seems very unlike red to have such a powerful effect at this speed, and that is why it will stay in Modern sideboards for a long time.


5) Anger of the Gods, Firespout, Pyroclasm, and Volcanic Fallout

Conditions for a likely win upon resolution:

  • Your opponent is playing an aggro or tempo deck.

Any symmetrical effect that you can build your deck around in order to break the symmetry is going to be back-breaking when its conditions are met. Each of these cards have their place in the top seat in certain metagames. During the Delver-Cruise era? Volcanic Fallout. When Naya Zoo is popular? Anger of the Gods and Firespout. In Tron? Pyroclasm. These effects are so often equal to Hymn To Tourach in Legacy where instead of picking two cards at random, you are getting to look at their hand, pick the threats you need to remove, and still require them to spend turns and mana on them as well.

anger of the gods


4) Through The Breach

Conditions for a likely win upon resolution:

These conditions, unlike the ones for Boil, are definitely steep. This card is a tall order. Still, the instant speed once again salvages the card into something extremely destructive, and there are very few times that it resolves without a handshake.


3) Faithless Looting

Conditions for a likely win upon resolution:

  • Your opponent isn’t playing graveyard hate.
  • Within the 8 other cards you’ve seen by turn one, you hit one of your dredgers or reanimation targets.

This one comes from left field, I know. Still, graveyard hate is so rare in Modern, and the fact is that Faithless Looting sets up the future Goryo’s Vengeance or Unburial Rites to create a win that is difficult for your opponent to interact with. People even play the infinitely inferior Ideas Unbound and Izzet Charm for the same effect. Faithless Looting isn’t a fast win, and it isn’t immediate, but it is definitely the reason you are going to win the majority of the times that you cast it.

faithlesslooting


2) Form of the Dragon

Conditions for a likely win upon resolution:

Ah, here is a very specific pair of conditions that are unlikely to be the case. Enchantment hate, like Graveyard hate, is seen seldom in Modern. Only when Slippery Bogle rears his head around 2% of the winning metagame do people even seem to consider boarding in enchantment removal. It is much more difficult to get to 7 mana to cast Form of the Dragon or Enduring Ideal, but how beautiful it is to watch a squirming opponent when you do!

And the winner for the most rage-inducing Red card in Modern is:


Wait for it …

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… and the winner is …

1) Blood Moon!

Conditions for a likely win upon resolution:

  • Your opponent is not on Merfolk, Soul Sisters, Burn, Martyr Proclamation, Mono Blue Tron, or Affinity.

This looks like it’s a lot of decks, but we’re still talking about a huge chance to win when playing against 75% of the Modern metagame. If not for the prevalence of Burn and Affinity, I think I would exclusively play Blood Moon decks. In the current environment of people realizing that Amulet of Vigor and Summer Bloom are good, Blood Moon is quite possibly Modern’s only hope to defeat it reliably.

So many mana-bases are full of greedy decisions and so devoid of fetchlands. No card in Modern causes as much suffering and anguish as Blood Moon.

blood moon

Conclusion

A few of these cards, including the winner, are worthy to be played in the maindeck and built around.

Red is one of the easier colors to explore in this regard. White is by far the easiest to find easy win cards, but it will be the hardest to choose only a few to highlight. Nevertheless, I will take it upon myself to provide you all this service.

I love trolls.

-drinkard

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